Wonderfully Creamed: A Cream Tea in Three Acts
Coming in Fall 2026
|Northern Virginia
Join Crown & Collar for a cream tea experience like no other - where whimsy meets elegance, and every bite flirts with fantasy. Wonderfully creamed, exquisitely served.


Time & Location
Coming in Fall 2026
Northern Virginia
About the Event
A Refined Afternoon Where Art, Whimsy, and Appetite Conspire
Step into a world just sideways of proper - a place where cream tea is elevated, curious details unfold by the course, and every flavor tells a story. This is not your grandmother’s tea (unless she had a penchant for fine china and mischief).
Blending English tradition with a surreal wink to Alice in Wonderland, this experience is designed to feel literary, not theatrical - elegant, not exaggerated. You won’t need costumes to feel transported.
☕ A Tea in Three Acts:
ACT I – “A Sip Before the Story”
You’ll be welcomed with a chilled apéritif - perhaps Fino sherry in vintage crystal - and a bite-sized amuse-bouche to whet the senses.